"Code It Already" by Scott Robison
Copyright © 2012, Scott Dale Robison
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Code It Already by Scott Dale Robison is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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A parody of "Call Me Maybe" as performed by Carly Rae Jepsen.
Inspired by "Share It Maybe" as performed by Cookie Monster.
Graduated from Cornell
Living in DLL hell
Data captured from Excel
Overflows my array
All of these bugs I must squish
Microsoft I always dis
Using BSD is bliss
On LCD display
Program is loadin'
On the data chokin'
Debug window floatin'
Why's this bug not showin' lately?
Range exception threw
My vision's hazy
And I need slumber
Catch it already
Checkin' every byte
Core dumps daily
But I need slumber
Code it already
Range exception threw
My vision's hazy
And I need slumber
Catch it already
My program won't deploy
Can't fix B tree
But I need slumber
Code it already
Can't get my function to call
While using integers small
Performance is at a crawl
This is not child's play
I want to break for a meal
Drive my automobile
Go find some sushi with eel
All you can eat buffet
Program is loadin'
On the data chokin'
Debug window floatin'
Why's this bug not showin' lately?
Range exception threw
My vision's hazy
And I need slumber
Catch it already
Checkin' every byte
Core dumps daily
But I need slumber
Code it already
Range exception threw
My vision's hazy
And I need slumber
Catch it already
My program won't deploy
Can't fix B tree
But I need slumber
Code it already
This program is causing much strife
It's making me mad
Incredibly sad
Need employment want ad
This program is causing much strife
It's making me mad
My efforts fall flat
Need employment want ad
Checkin' every byte
Core dumps daily
But I need slumber
Code it already
Range exception threw
My vision's hazy
And I need slumber
Catch it already
My program won't deploy
Can't fix B tree
But I need slumber
Code it already
This program is causing much strife
It's making me mad
Incredibly sad
Need employment want ad
This program is causing much strife
It's making me mad
My efforts fall flat
Code it already
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