Posts by 'Scott Robison' – Page 10

Just told my wife I'm too much man for one woman. Only because of obesity, though. #wouldbefunnierifitwasnottrue

RT @SenSanders The shutdown was planned and paid for by the Koch brothers. // If it was paid for why are federal employees furloughed? #ha

"Federal Bureau of Investigation switchboard, how may I direct your call?" {click} // Sure, it's longer than normal, but if we all do it...

Idea! To combat scammers, we should all answer our phones as either the FBI or Microsoft. They'll get scared and hangup. Can't miss! #win

A scammer told me what he was doing was okay because I was a rich American and he was poor. Must have been a Democrat. #zing

@EricDSnider FWIW, it was not performed at the two concerts I've attended in the last couple of years (Utah State Fair and Wendover).

Androzene male enhancement ad on TV claims maximum stamina & enhancement. I think that's too much responsibility. I'll pass, thanks.

Dear Obama: Take resources used to close national parks & assign them to closed Amber Alert program. Love, Me // See http://t.co/QFkFkQbOFP

If you don't like the GOP, fine. I don't care for them either. Before you blame them for the shutdown, read this: http://t.co/q51ArJFmDs

@ProfJonathan But they don't cold call you asking if you'd like to pay them $99 for remote virus removal services. Good to know, though.